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ADULT SMS
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 3
Choices -
A man wanted 2 get
married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz
a rich docter,2nd woz a poor
cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE
PICK?The 1 wid
big tits!
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Today
in style ...
Today its cool to have small cars and
small computers.Soon it will be cool to
have a small penis too.then you my friend
will be THE MAN!! |
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My
days ...
I only have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today.
Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every
thucking day!
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23
useless parts
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u
cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock
that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR
PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
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Wont
go down?
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the
network has
gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2
inform u that no one would
go down on u.not even a network
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Why
woman moan?
Why do women have orgasms during sex???It
gives them something to moan about even
when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
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Maths
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract
ur clothes divide your legs and we can
multiply! |
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Types
of arse ...
(_!_)An arse
(__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb
arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse
(_E=mc2_)
Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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Satisfy
her/him
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite
cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease
pamper console
worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A
MAN:
blow job |
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Poem
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Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2
fetch d
poor dog a bone. but when she bent over
Rover took over & gave her a bone of his
own!
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I
like your...
I like your style- I like your class- but
most of all i like your arse!
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Latest
Porn Releases
Latest porn releases:shaving private
ryan.position impossible.as big as it
gets.forest hump.riding miss
daisy.starwhores and pornocchio
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Sex
a 3 letter word!
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to
spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-
YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.
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Who
dares wins :) -
I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in
bed and see who wins! |
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GOD
I'm coming!
A teacher ask"wot
part of the body goes to heaven first?"A
child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my
mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD
I'M COMIN!
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What
a girl wants?
A girl who opens her hands recieves
gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who
opens her legs recieves happines
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If
you were!
if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig
id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if
u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a
sweetie ill make love 2 u!
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How
you eat your's?
I want to suck you... I want to lick
you... I wanna move my tongue all over
you... I want to feel you in my mouth...
that's how u... eat an ice cream...
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The
little thing
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant,
da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few
seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U
BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
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Cat
& Rooster
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake,
the cat
fell in the lake, the rooster laughed!
LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a
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Like pizza
Sex is like pizza.
When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its
Still pretty good
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Different
types!
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and
for people with your face ...NO SEX !
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What
you want?
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation
when a man puts his location in a woman's
destination.
Do u get my explanation, or do u need a
demonstration?!
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SEX
is My Fav
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it &
Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out
SEX, S-Sleep,
E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it
everiday, gd for u.
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Mon
& Son -
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking
what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her
hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her
armpit. Now what?
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Do
you use phone?
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your
wife after
sex? His answer: Depends, if I can
find a phone.
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Who
is strong?
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman
bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help
of a crane. |
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