You are Chinese

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Love me?

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ?

3 wonders of a woman

The 3 wonders of a woman

1)Gives milk without eating grass

 2)gets wet without water

3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.

The more - The Less

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

laugh again!!!!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Woman charges

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.

Butt Cheek -

What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit!

Robbery Now

Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone!

Remind me

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.

Moon is beautiful

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)

More Gas -

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Not reachable -

Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER"

Good Bra -

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

Why dosen't it rain?

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Why dosen't it rain?

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Please help me!

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

The Call -

A girl called me & said "Come no over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home

The missing cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

The little thing

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?

No Santa! -

I can't hide this from u anymore i really don't wanna hurt u but i feel it's beter i tell u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there's no santa!

Read Backwords -

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

I'm Drunk

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Men and problems -

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

 My apologies -

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

Help Me! -

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?

You Fool ...

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

No Brains.... -

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

 Birdy Poem ...

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly