Most beautiful...

If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

Maths ...

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

Can u see me?

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

In love ..

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me

I Found you ...

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

One for me!!

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

Deaf ...

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?

Who dares wins :)

I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

UIR Horny

Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

Smile please ...

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? 

You are ...

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!

Listed -

I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

When to visit?

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

Been to moon?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

Maths ...

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

Hello

The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO

You are angel

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!  

What is love ...

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

Love

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.

How I do it .....

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!

I asked Santa -

 If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

Your Smile........

Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU! you're smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!