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 You
are Chinese
One out of four
people is a chinese. If your father, your
mother and your brother are not Chinese,
it must be you.
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Words
and meaning
You don't know the meaning of the word
"fear" - but then again you don't know the
meaning of most words.
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I'm
new -
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I'm new in town, can you give me
directions to your flat?
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What
happned to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was
born smart & handsome, but what the hell
happend to you?
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In
style
Today its cool to have small cars and
small computers.Soon it will be cool to
have a small penis too.then you my friend
will be THE MAN!!
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Let
it rain ...
The rain makes all things beautiful.The
grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things
beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? |
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How
u like it?
Hi, how do you
like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled
or fertilized? |
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The
prayer -
Dear God, thank you
for making me healthy. Can you also make
me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please
make all my friends fat. Amen.
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The
head -
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my
rear end and walked on my hands.
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The
toilet door
On the door of a toilet....Some people
come here to sit and wonder, I come here
to shit like thunder!
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Keeping
busy ...
How to keep an idiot entertained *press
down* ...... ... .. ........ .....
......... .. .... How to keep an idiot
entertained *press up*
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Toet
Toet ...
I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the
klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I
kill a fuc***g nigger. I'm popey the
sailor man, toet toet.
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Smallest
thing ..
Mobile phones are the only things in live
of which men talk about having the
smallest. |
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Curtain
& Panty
Wat's the diff
between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS:
When U pull a curtain, it means tat the
show is over but when u pull a panty the
show begins... |
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Doctor
& me
A man said 2 his
doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I
get an erection' the doctor said 'That's
because u look like a cunt!
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God
& me -
When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way... so I
stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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Kimm
me baby ...
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's
rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's
spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me
BABE im vacinated!
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Different
types!
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse
(_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired
arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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The
glasses
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago
no one knew people would wear glasses but
our ears are at the right spot
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Apology
Sorry! Your birth certificate is an
apology letter from the condom factory.
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Ever
been to moon?
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit
on my rocket and I will take you there |
