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URDU SMS
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Dost tu itna badkalam na ho ki kabhi karib
se gujrae to dua-salam na ho Dil mai
haazaar gila shikva ho Magar Yeh nahi
mumkin Tum aao mere ghar mein aur ahitram
na ho Haazaar Dusmani Ho tumse,magar Khuda
karen Dil mein kabhi ahsaa..sen intekam na
ho
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Log kehte hein , wah kaise shabnam chhai
hai, unhe kya maloom, chand ne ro ke raat
bitai hai
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Unko
humse mohabbat nahi ye humne tab jaana jab
unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko deewana
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Tum
mujhe bhool bhi jaao to ye haq hai tumko
Meri baat aur hai maine to dosti or
mohabbat ki hai
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Shaam
hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoon Yeh
dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad main jalne ke
liye
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Dil
ki bechaen umangon pe karam farmaao Itna
ruk ruk ke chalogi to quayaamat hogi
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Tu
kaatil tera chehra kaatil Chehre ka ye
kala til bhi katil bhool kar bhi kahin tum
dekh na lena aaina ki kahin mar na de
katil ko katil
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Tapat
Sooraj mein hoti hain Tadapna sabko padta
hain kasoor aankhon ka hota hai Tadapna
dil ko padta hai
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Har
samundar me sahil nahi hota, her zahaz me
misal nahi hote, agar dhirubhai ka sapna
nahi hota to, her lukkhe ke paas mobile
nahi hota
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yeh dua hai koi gela nahe maire zindage
hay woh gulaab jo kabhe khila nahe main
sochti hoon KHUDA karay tujhe woh sukh
milay jo mujhe kabhe mila nahe...
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"Charo
Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite
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Kya
mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta
rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka
dal!
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5
great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
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Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu
taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay
banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai..yun hee tu
nahi pagal khanay banay...:D
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American
says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se
hoti
hai...!!!"
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aik
bandar ka bacha apni maan(mother) se kehta
hai "maan main itna badsurat kyuon hoon"
mann bandar se kehti hai "beta ALLAH ka
shukar kro use dekho jo messege
parh(read)raha hai.
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Mere
Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.
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Teri
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper
aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko
dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho
ko draane ke kaam aayi...
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Har
des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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YAAD
YAAD JITNA TU AaI
DAARD BAHR TA HE JAY
TU MELAY TU BATAOON DARD DILL KA MAIN KHAL
YAAD TERI NAI MUJH KO KEYA HAI NADAHAL
BHIR MAIN HOON MAIN TANHA YAAD TERI MAIN
GOM HOON YAAD JINTNA TU AaI DARD BHARTA HE
JAI |
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Dil
mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.... |
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Qayamat
tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. |
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jazz
menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik
dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay
leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna
gala dabye |
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honton
say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab
tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak
hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga |
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Tum
hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe
itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo
kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! |
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Wife
& Mobile:
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai |
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Dost
ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya |
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jab
jab hume piyas lagti hai,
unke anay ki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi mein ho gain itne deewane,
k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti hai
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TUSSI
BARY GREAT OO
RASGULY DI PLATE O
COCK DA CREAT O
ANDY DA AMLATE O
PAWAIN JO WI O
TUSSI BARAY GREAT O
HAHAHA |
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Apni
surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar de. |
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Arz
kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha..... |
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ek
tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey
hain... |
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aap
ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai .. |
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Qayamat
tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. |
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Zindagi
behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki
zindagi ka sawaal hai |
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Kalam
uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi
milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!! |
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Aap
jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Zindagi
behaal hay sur hay na taal hay inbox bhe
kangaal hay kuch SMS tow karo kia app ki
SMS factory main hartaal hay... |
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Dost
ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame
bhula diya, hum to wese bhi akele the, kya
howa jo app ne hame ehsaas dila diya... |
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Unsay
roz milnay ko dil chahata ha khuch sunay
sunanay ko dil chahata ha tha kisi ka
mannay ka andaz asa kah pher sa ruth janay
ko dil chahata ha |
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Bewafa
sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Bewafa
sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati
hai, par hoto se to lagti hai |
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Larki:
Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya,
dekho to..... Larka: Darling, ek tinka
dikh to raha hai... kyon na usey wahin
rahne diya jaye... main doobonga to sahara
dega...... !
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Mainee
tumhari yaadon mein.. ro ro ke tub bhar
diye... Aur tum itney be-wafa nikle, ki
nahake chal diye!!! |
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Tum
aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno
movie chalen |
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Aey
Dost:-- " Zindagi mein pyar tu bahut baar
ho jaata hein par Mohabbat sirf ek baar
hooti hein. Kyon tum Mohabbat ko Dosti ka
naam dekar mohaabbat aur dosti doono ko
badnaam kar rahe ho" " Vo jaanti hai ki
tum jaante ho ki vo tumse pyar karti hai
to phir kyon Itrate ho, kahe us kali ko
aise tadpaate ho"
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Dushmani
jam kar karo magar ye gunjayish rahe jab
kabhi hum dost ho jaye to sharminda na ho |
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